okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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