3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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