Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Randomize
