Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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