Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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