i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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