high people should be assigned attendants
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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