Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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