Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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