I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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