smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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