I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
