So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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