and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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