i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I have tasted many bathrooms
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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