do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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