Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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