I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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