just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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