Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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