She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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