Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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