Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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