They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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