why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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