covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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