Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
pop tarts are not kleenex
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
