I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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