Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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