We're like a lot better than the average bears
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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