Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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