You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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