hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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