I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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