btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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