I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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