pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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