It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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