Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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