he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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