Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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