You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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