if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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