i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
