I must be too annoying 4 u.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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