You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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