Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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