How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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