Christians are straight up FREAKS
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We got so high we made milksteak
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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