Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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