Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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